My mom was on the phone with her best friend and she was like “no she’s a virgin trust me” and then she was like “Emily talk on the phone with Jess!!” And I was like wtf but said hi anyway and then she took the phone back and she was like “you see? You can hear it in her voice” oh my fucking god mom I swear to fucking god
Your blog has been signed by Maggie Q, Shane West and Lyndsy Fonseca.
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
AND THE CHARGERS
The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat
this would fuck me up
im not ok
Imagine a drunk person walking in there
or your first time getting high and you walk in…
guys we made it, we are in a multifandom post
I THINK WE’RE MISSING THE NIKITA FANDOM COUGH COUGH
white people basically.
“Family isn’t always blood. It’s the people in your life who want you in theirs, the ones who accept you for who you are. The ones who love you no matter what.
Friends are the family we choose for ourselves. ”
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looks like a revolving double helix
WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
