One moment

nahshaw:

My mom was on the phone with her best friend and she was like “no she’s a virgin trust me” and then she was like “Emily talk on the phone with Jess!!” And I was like wtf but said hi anyway and then she took the phone back and she was like “you see? You can hear it in her voice” oh my fucking god mom I swear to fucking god

the-jovovich-element:

Your blog has been signed by Maggie Q, Shane West and Lyndsy Fonseca.

tragic-misfits:

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

AND THE CHARGERS

be-the-jawn-to-my-sherlock:

i-said-kneel-before-me:

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

  #I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’  

Imagine a drunk person walking in there

or your first time getting high and you walk in…

be-the-jawn-to-my-sherlock:

i-said-kneel-before-me:

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

#I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’

Imagine a drunk person walking in there

or your first time getting high and you walk in…

kicking-ass-in-heels:

sash4pieterse:

 

guys we made it, we are in a multifandom post

I THINK WE’RE MISSING THE NIKITA FANDOM COUGH COUGH

forever90s:

white people basically.

“Family isn’t always blood. It’s the people in your life who want you in theirs, the ones who accept you for who you are. The ones who love you no matter what.
Friends are the family we choose for ourselves. 

team140trance:

overacts:

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looks like a revolving double helix

team140trance:

overacts:

.

looks like a revolving double helix

kualitie:

she just had to get pregnant and ruin everyones lives

kualitie:

she just had to get pregnant and ruin everyones lives

dampsandwich:

WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY